I was going through my deleted items folder in webmail to clear it out, and I found the following (originally published in the 13/1/00 Allentown Morning Call), which I will post here so that I can delete the email:

Estimated temperature of Hell, according to two Spanish physicists' interpretation of the Bible: 832 degrees F.
Estimated temperature of Heaven: 448 degrees F.

Estimated number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin, according to the American Institute of Physics: 1064.
Estimated number that can dance in a row across a pinhead's diameter, "Rockettes-style": 1032.