Crap.

My anthropology seminar paper depended on interviewing people from the Oneida Nation and local archaeologists. The archaeologists are working out fine. I finally got a hold of the Oneida Nation today. They gave me the runaround for a bit, and finally Mark Emmery told me they don't do interviews for students. So half of my paper suddenly disappeared.

I should have majored in Chemistry. Sulfuric acid never refuses to talk to you.