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8.9.01
I think I've posted more today than I have all week. But I have another observation to make. Marty and Jesse were just here. Marty told me "I'm going to do something immoral and illegal, so I want you to do like this." Then he put his hands over his eyes. I did likewise. There was some rattling, and then Marty and Jesse were gone.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 21:43 -- link -- comment
Today's lesson: never trust MS Word's grammar checker. I'm writing my Watson/Fulbright personal statement, and I typed the (admittedly cheesy) line "I will have time enough to dig into Native American heritage and its meaning ..." "its" got the little green squiggle that indicates a grammar mistake. Word told me I should change it to "it's." So we would have an incorrect homonym, a nonsensical sentence ("... heritage and it is meaning ..."?), and a shift in tense ("will ... is"). Excellent.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 20:13 -- link -- comment
My friend Kara's away message reminded me that this weekend is "the festival," aka the Palmerton Community Festival, formerly known as the Hospital Festival (because it was sponsored by the Hospital Auxiliary). So life in Palmerton does go on without me. I tend to think of Palmerton as being static, mostly because whenever I ask my family or a friend still living there what's going on in twon, they tell me nothing has changed.
I suppose the festival doesn't exactly count as a change. It's held every year. The stands are basically the same -- Belgian waffles from the Lions Club, pizza by the West End Fire Company, Chinese auction sponsored by Pool Pals, strawberry shortcake from the Hospital Auxiliary, and so on. The stands and tents are always in the same places. The Boy Scouts are always on garbage detail, carting around garbage barrels full of paper cups soaked with vinegar from Smitty's fries or pierogies. Jimmy Sturr and Tommy Schaffer and the Blue Mountain Ramblers are always the headlining acts.
But it's something happening. It's part of the year-to-year routine, but it shakes the community out of its week-to-week and day-to-day routine. Even if Palmerton doesn't seem to change much in the long run, it's not static. Buy a sausage sandwich today, and in a week some Scout will pick the wrapper up off the flattened patch of grass where the sausage stand used to be.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 19:59 -- link -- comment
I'm going to tentatively say that dotcomments are working now.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 18:45 -- link -- comment
OK, the comments are totally stuffed right now because I'm trying to re-upload the files and affari's ftp is being stupid.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 17:36 -- link -- comment
OK, no more parse errors. Now it's warning me that the supplied arguments are not valid file-handle resources. Gah.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 16:27 -- link -- comment
If anyone can tell me why trying to post a comment on dotcomments gives a "parse error," let me know. (email or AIM).
posted by Stentor Danielson at 16:16 -- link -- comment
I woke up sweaty this morning, because it's much warmer at noon than it is at 3 a.m. Too warm for sleeping. I think that's part of why I feel so cruddy after I take a nap during the day, and why I can't sleep very long during the day even after an all-nighter. It worked out fine this morning, as I woke up at exactly the right time to make it to fencing. We had more newbies there than old people. So today was all footwork. I think it was the hardest workout at a fencing practice yet. The whole time was footwork. Matt and Kristin were the only two who even got out swords. My left toe is very sore, because in my stance I never put much weight on my back heel. The newbies are all doing very well, though.
When I left, it was still warm. But I could see some red in the maple trees along Broad Street, and somebody was burning something somewhere. I'm trying really hard not to sound cheesy here, but I like fall a lot. I think that's my biggest regret about going to Australia when I did -- not missing the presidential election (though they were kind enough to hold off on finishing it until I returned), or not being able to take the field archaeology course, but missing fall. There were a lot of days when, walking to Uni, the humidity and temperature would be just right, and if I was thinking about something else the bits of eucalyptus bark laying around, and I'd be fooled. So I'd look up, expecting to see red-leaved maples and brown-leaved oaks and a few yellow leaves left on some birches and willows. But instead, there would just be bright green eucalyptus leaves, and I'd remember that there was only going to be more growth as we go into summer. Australians don't even have the name "fall" for the season between summer and winter, because their trees never lose their leaves. It was depressing. But I kept looking up, as if there were some part of my brain convinced that if I just kept trying someday it would be fall.
So now I have to make up for that fall I missed. We're off to a good start.
The comment links may be broken at the moment, as I'm in the process of installing remotely hosted dotcomments.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 15:41 -- link -- comment
7.9.01
I don't think I've mentioned this here before, but I'm in the process of reading the entire Bible. I've been going along at a pace of about a book a week, which brings me to Jonah this week. It's been interesting at times to get a perspective on the entire work, instead of just hearing the highlights in church.
The biggest surprise has been the Old Testament prophets. I had been under the impression from the New Testament that they mostly talked about the coming of the Messiah. But in reality it's page after page about how God is going to lay the smackdown on Israel and Judah for their sinful ways, and send them into exile in Babylon for a while. The Messiah stuf has to be in there somewhere, because people were expecting a Messiah when Jesus showed up. But it's buried under the dissertations on how God's wrath will soon fall on his people.
This leads me to my next observation: If I were God's editor, I'd send Him back to do a rewrite. I already mentioned the redundancy of harping on how God is going to destroy Israel and Judah (but then never giving a full account of the actual exile, so as to be able to compare and see how well the prophecies were fulfilled). And I don't get why we need Samuel-Kings and Chronicles, since they tell the same story (albeit with different versions of how Saul died) without really adding much in the way of unique detail or perspective from one to the other. In fact, they mostly refer us for the interesting stuff to other books, which, according to the footnotes, have been lost for good. At this point I'm pretty well convinced that the Biblical infallibility proposition is wrong. This is not to say that I don't think there's a lot of merit to the Bible and what it says about humanity. I just think that assuming that the Bible is either perfect or complete, or accepting things solely on the authority of the Bible is dangerous.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 20:12 -- link -- comment
The only significant foreign nation that shows up in my SiteMeter reports is Hungary. I find this odd.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 11:29 -- link -- comment
6.9.01
I just had a really stupid moment. I was looking at the list of blogs in my Favorites, so that I could visit my own and see if anyone had left comments. But I couldn't remember which blog was mine, or where it was on the list. So I clicked on Amanda's so I wouldn't feel like such a moron, holding my Favorites menu open while I tried to remember the title of my blog. I did remember eventually, though.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 15:04 -- link -- comment
Jesse is my hero. Large, functional monitors on upgraded computers ... it's like a magical chocolate-coated fantasy world. Now if only we could install extra RAM in some of our writers.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 00:05 -- link -- comment
5.9.01
Today I had lunch with Howard Fineman, an Editor of Newsweek and Colgate alumnus. He came back to give a talk (which I also attended) on the Watson Fellowship, but Judy Fischer (the woman at Career Services who organized his trip) invited people from The Maroon-News and the Washington DC study group to come to lunch at the President's house (which means I've now met Jane Pinchin and therefore have no need to skip band practice for the AMS dinner with her).
What struck me was how well everyone else there knew what was going on. They were all up on the personalities and politics of Washington and the media (print, radio, and TV). They asked him insightful questions that I wouldn't begin to have the background information to ask. I get self-righteous sometimes about the "Colgate bubble" and how people here don't know what's happening in the world, but I really have no right to talk. I'm lucky if I can get through the Nation and Opinion sections of the Washington Post every day. I don't think I've ever really watched CNN.
And these people had opinions about all these things. This may sound bizarre coming from someone who was Commentary Editor for two years and still writes a weekly political column, but I really don't have strong opinions. There have only been a handful of commentaries -- the Gay Boy Scouts one from last year and this year's stem cell piece -- that I really had clear pre-existing opinions on. Usually I identify an issue, then try to figure out which side I can argue (which has led me into some really bad devil's advocate commentaries). I fully expect to read back over my old commentaries in a few years and toss them one by one into the circular file.
This all leads me to ask why I'm The Maroon-News' most consistent political commentator. At a place like Colgate, my columns ought to be the first to get cut for space or quality. The only problem is, all the better potential commentaries never actually get written. This isn't me complaining about how we don't have good writers. My point is that I got a good dose of reality today.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 18:05 -- link -- comment
4.9.01
The good news (for me, at least): I'm now webmaster of the Geography department homepage, along with Dana Farrill. As if I didn't have enough random web stuff to do. I haven't even checked the Brunching UBB in three days, and I don't expect to check it before this weekend (although luckily I'm not an admin there anymore, so that doesn't matter). I also somehow wound up co-president of GTU, but that's not a big deal. Mmmm, new webpage to play with ... I'm just concerned they'll make up keep doing it in FrontPage. Notepad r00lz!
The bad news (for all of us): The two remaining members of Splashdown, who were forming a new band, broke up. They better start up Freezepop-caliber solo projects. Although after they let people download Blueshift for free, I don't think I really have the right to make demands.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 13:56 -- link -- comment
3.9.01
And now a brief thing you will want to read (more so than my anthropology ramblings, anyway): I met Amanda's clone today. We were just sitting there at lunch, and they started simul-quoting The Emperor's New Groove (which they've also threatened to make me watch with them). Then Amanda started teaching her clone to sing "Final Countdown." I need to quickly discover the clone's weakness (Amanda's, incidentally, is fake ghetto-speak), so that we can create a situation of Mutually Assured Annoyance. I've already drafted a treaty banning irritation defense systems (aka earplugs). The treaty may be of questionable validity, however, if Amanda breaks up into 15 independent nations.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 20:05 -- link -- comment
You probably won't want to read this. I'm just griping about an anthropological theory issue.
I'm reading Bruce Knauft's Genealogies for the Present, a history of recent anthropological thought, for my seminar. Knauft is arguing for what he calls a "critical humanist" perspective for understanding cultures. He wants to balance cultural relativism, which in its extreme form can lead to uncritical acceptance of whatever otehrs are doing, with cultural critique, which in its extreme form leads to judgmental ethnocentrism. So far, so good. But he describes cultural critique as being specifically the exposing of inequality and domination. Setting aside the obvious leftist political implications of using that terminology, I think singling out inequality as the way in which cultures can be critiqued is too narrow and too biased. It assumes that inequality is the fundamental problem worth criticizing (which conveniently fits into the longstanding postmodernist-leftist tradition of decrying Western colonial hegemonic domination). And it presupposes the answer to the age-old philosophical debate over the relative merits of equality versus freedom.
I would instead propose what I call (though I'm sure I'll discover this theory being argued elsewhere under a different name) utilitarian anthropology. Under this theory critique would not be limited to those problems that manifest themselves in inequality, freeing us from the assumption that inequality is necessarily fundamental in any moral or structural sense. Instead, culture would be held up to the mirror of utility (the most net happiness/benefit/satisfaction, or the least net unhappiness/burden/dissatisfaction for the most people for the longest time), and critique would be applied in those instances where cultural forms generate unhappiness or restrict happiness.
Utilitarian anthropolology would also remain true to the spirit in which cultural relativism and ethnography were conceived -- of letting the people being studied speak for themselves. Examinations of inequality are prone to outside judgments of what is and isn't equal, particularly given the Marxist conception of culture as a force mystifying domination and preventing the people in the situation from seeing what's "really" going on. But happiness, benefit, and satisfaction are subjective judgments that can only be made by the people involved. By listening to the people being studied, a utilitarian critique will critique culture by the standards of the people in it, much as cultural relativism endeavours to praise culture by the standards of those in it.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 19:58 -- link -- comment
Urgh... I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't have eaten quite so many chicken wings last night. But we did finish off Jane Pinchin, Buddy, and Neil Grabois. Now we only have 12 left. If anyone's hungry, Langdon and Ebeneezer Dodge are waiting.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 09:02 -- link -- comment
2.9.01
What does everyone think of my new desktop?
posted by Stentor Danielson at 22:30 -- link -- comment
The cuts on my feet from Lake Cayuga's zebra mussels have long since healed, so I shall now do Amanda a favor and put RealPlayer in the Kiosk. I haven't actually shared the RealPlayer difficulties that have caused Amanda to raise the subject, but I have a long-standing hatred for RealPlayer and its stupid .rm files, and no other particular irritations at the moment.
Barbara is alseep on my floor right now. This is good in that I don't feel so bad about doing school work that I unfortunately have to get done today while she's here. But it's bad in that she'll be less inclined to go to bed early, and I will therefore be obligated to be a good host and stay up and be social, as I don't know when I'll wind up seeing her next (we've talked about the possibility of going Beth-hunting in Boston over fall break, but the Princeton football game that Saturday may kill those plans).
posted by Stentor Danielson at 20:26 -- link -- comment
Dave just found another mysterious sign lying by the library.It's got a picture of a guy with a sword standing on two skulls, and the letters ABH AMH below him. The text of the sign says:
COMING SOON...
CIGARETTES DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR?
You Fuck'n Bet They're Delivered!
Well, they at least managed to use the correct "they're/their/there."
posted by Stentor Danielson at 18:48 -- link -- comment
I learned today that the communion "wine" we have in University Church is actually grape juice. Which means I still haven't had any alcohol since turning 21.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 13:54 -- link -- comment
1) Last night was round two of the Boot Game. The Boot Game, first played in the third floor lounge of Read my sophomore year, involved throwing Dave's boots and trying to get them to land standing up on two cinder blocks. Dave beat me in the first round 11-9 (he technically won at 10, but he decided to throw the second boot just for the heck of it, and wound up with a double booting).
We didn't have cinder blocks this time, but we did have two old broken computers that had mysteriously appeared in our laundry room. We decided that since they were broken already, it wouldn't hurt to throw boots at them. In the first game of the night, Dave beat me 4.5-2 (his last 2 points came on a double boot, which is an automatic win). Then Barbara beat Amanda 5-1. In the loser's bracket, I shut Amanda out 5-0 for third place. Then Dave squeaked out a 5-4 win over Barbara to retain his Boot Game champion crown. Then Amanda, Barbara, and I decided to play a three-person round with our off hands (left for me and Barbara, right for Amanda). I won, but Amanda managed to score four points and have the lead most of the game. Maybe she secretly really is right handed.
Afterward we went to my computer to test out a disk that Marty had found in one of the computers. I am seriously not making this up -- the disk contained the program file COMMAND.COM, which means that it was a boot disk.
2) Yesterday, walking past the library I found a paper sign laying on thr ground. The background was a very digitized picture that looked like it came from an illustration of the Black Plague, showing a man and a skeleton toasting. The text of the sign said:
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO
AFTER SEX?
A: Have a cigarette delivered right to your door!!
COMING SOON
If anyone can explain that, let me know.3) I am so out of shape. I should have known this based on how out of breath I was from chasing Amanda for one lap around the hockey rink. But I went and played a long game of midnight ultimate frisbee on Friday anyway. When I woke up yesterday I felt fine, so I headed off to fencing practice. At fencing we did lots of footwork, and two rounds of wall sits. I think one of the circles of Hell that Dante missed was people doing wall sits. So now this morning I am extremely sore, to thr point that I am really not looking forward to having to walk up the hill to church once I finish this post.
posted by Stentor Danielson at 10:13 -- link -- comment