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11.1.02 As Amanda's internet access is broken, she has asked me to communicate the following: The existence of disco is unfortunate. That is all. posted by Stentor Danielson at 23:11 -- link -- comment   Time passes much more slowly when you're laying in bed as opposed to sleeping. posted by Stentor Danielson at 06:03 -- link -- comment   9.1.02 After watching Fox News, I finally understand why we have a war on terror: Because "terror" is written in a different font (Courier, as opposed to the undisclosed sans-serif font used for "war on"). posted by Stentor Danielson at 08:07 -- link -- comment   8.1.02 Thoughts from reading the military surplus catalog: - My dad just said "oh, this isn't the one I usually order from." *usually*? - Ooh, authentic Swiss jerry can. I could put all kinds of gas in that. - Ok, they're selling Swedish military bedpans, and the photo shows it being used as a candy dish. - Apparently Greece makes the best bullets. - Ok, Mr. Dundee, you can stop saying "You call that a knoife?" - This vest says "for hunting or tactical missions." - I suppose I actually would have a use for this pocket watch on a kerabiner, as keeping a wristwatch in my pocket gets me so many weird looks. They're 1 for 5370 here. - Long underwear. Used. - "Swedes discover blue isn't a good concealment color ... I nab their surplus!" - My dad seems to think I really want to buy this surplus pepper spray. - Darn it. They're not selling Night Vision goggles. - Ha ha. They're making fun of Czechoslovakia for thinking it would get involved in Desert Storm. - Ok, I can guarantee that this "as seen on TV" vacuum sealing machine is not military surplus. - Whoa, a Sasquatch suit for swamp hunting. Coooool. - My mom seems really shocked that I'm familiar with the concept behind tracer bullets. posted by Stentor Danielson at 11:47 -- link -- comment   This is the third best thing I've ever seen, after the site about the Star Wars/Princess Bride parallels and the Elizabethan Jerry Springer that the folks on the Brunching board did. posted by Stentor Danielson at 02:48 -- link -- comment   7.1.02 We were discussing the fact that Zeke always spikes up his hair. I put my hand on my forehead, with my fingers sticking up, and said "this should be the international symbol for 'Zeke'." Eric made an "L" on his forehead (á la the "loser" symbol) and said "this is the symbol for Leah. Leah lookad at him, and said "L for Leah!" Then she proceeded to make a backwards L on her forehead. posted by Stentor Danielson at 18:03 -- link -- comment   People in this house have issues with turning things off when they're not using them. All the lights in every room in this house are always on. So is the TV. But what gets me the most is the music. Leah has her alarm set to the radio. And when it goes off, she just leaves it on (hooray for idioms). Zeke always has his stereo turned up all the way, because he lives in what is essentially a little closet, and his stereo is on the opposite side of the room. He'll pop in three Dave Matthews CDs, then come down to the computer and turn up his Cake mp3s loud enough that they mask the Dave Matthews while he uses the computer. And he always puts in a full selection of music before he goes to bed. posted by Stentor Danielson at 01:28 -- link -- comment   6.1.02 So, I lied about posting more on Friday night. I've been spending most of my time catching up on emails and the Brunching board. And for no good reason today I started reading about Zoroastrianism when I should have been either doing something productive or getting sleep so that I can do something productive tomorrow. On that note, good night. posted by Stentor Danielson at 03:35 -- link -- comment