Reporter: "Congratulations, your death sentence was just commuted by Illinois Governor George Ryan. What are you going to do now?"
Convict: "I'm going to Disney Land! ... to kill some more people."
Then again, maybe I shouldn't let political principles get in the way. The guy who made the "Sore Loserman" signs in the 2000 post-election was a Gore supporter who couldn't think of any clever plays on "Bush-Cheney."



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